[Called my 90-year-old great aunt, The Aunda, this morning, like most mornings.]
The Aunda: Bella! You calla me early.
YT: Yeah, a little bit.
The Aunda: Yesterday you call early, too. Why so early?
YT: I’ve been trying to go to the gym before work.
The Aunda: Jeem?
YT: You know, exercise.
The Aunda: Oh, no! What you want to exercise for?
YT: You know. So I don’t get too fat.
The Aunda: Oh no, you don’t want to exercise. It’s no good. You know Marastell! Marastell, she exercise every day! And she DIED.
YT: Aunt Con. Marastell was 95!
The Aunda: And she died, because she exercise. Too much exercise no good.
[There you have it, folks.]